Mylie and Gary have a standing date on Thursdays when they go and volunteer together at the Humane Society... this conversation transpired on the way home one Thursday.
Mylie: Dad, how long can we do this for?
Gary: For as long as you want to.
Mylie: Like, even when I'm old.
Gary: Yes.
Mylie: Well, I was planning on getting married on a Thursday.
Gary: Can you get married on a Friday instead?
Mylie: Well, Friday is usually my planning day, but maybe a Saturday.
Presley, in the car on the way to church:
"Second of all, I like this song. And second of all, why does it snow so much?"
