While watching Scooby-Doo...
Presley: Mom, do you think that's cweepy?
Mom: No, because I know it isn't real.
Presley: Would you be scared if it was real?
Mom: Probably. Would you be scared?
Presley: No, because I would just run for my life... with skating shoes.
Mylie: Mom, you know something I've been wondering... how are babies made? I mean... is it just a lot of happiness that builds up and turns into a baby?
Me: {Very Scientific Explanation Interlude}
Mylie: Oh. Do you think Uncle Michael and Auntie Alycia are going to do that?
This boy will be ten years old in six weeks. What?!?!
Miss Sassy Pants and her little sister and big brother
