Noah, on Moto drivers (motorcyle drivers for hire):
Moto drivers always look so cool. You can't stick a nerd on one of those things, it's just not possible.
Noah's bedtime commentary:
"When I have a wife, and it's summer time and she says 'I'm hot', I'll be like, 'You're always hot.' I know it's disrespectful to say a girl is hot, but not if it's your wife. I'm not going to be all kissy kissy and 'hey babe' with my wife, cause that's just not my style. Like you and Dad. Maybe a funny nickname, but then I'll just be like, 'Hi.' Not all mushy and junk."