I present to you my firstborn's fourth lost tooth, the first of his top teeth to fall out. I'm sure you know what's coming next... months and months of snaggletooth glory. I know that he cannot be spared from the bumpy bottomed, crazy big, chicklet teeth, but is there any way to speed up the process? You see, he's scheduled to be the ring bearer in Favorite Uncle's wedding in May. Surely you can understand my desire for nice family pictures, with us being all dolled up and such. Thanking you in advance.