Friday, February 11, 2011

How To Become the Favorite Uncle Four Easy Steps

Step 1.  Buy ridiculous gifts, gifts that your sister would never say yes to.

{No joke, this is a "Poop and Scoop Barbie" complete with butterscotch colored, tic tac looking dog treats that also come out the tail end of the dog.  And the Vulcan EBF-25?  A semi-automatic artillery nerf gun.}

Step 2.  Act crazy.  All the time.  With no volume control.  Say yes to candy.

Step 3.  Use your sister, also the mother of your nieces and nephew, as a target with aforementioned gift.
{Knowing full well that I will be publicly called out if I don't admit that I, in fact, volunteered to be the target.  Check out that ugly fear face.  Nice.}

Step 4.  Repeat often.
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Heather :: AFD Jewelry :: said...

This sounds a lot like my brother!

Vanessa said...

Haha! That Barbie is so silly!

Brooke said...

Hi there! I came across your blog on accident...and it's just the cutest thing! I'm considering starting my own blog in the next few months or so but for now...I'm enjoying "stalking" other blogs. So please don't mind me while I take a look around here... :) I like the way you write, makes me feel like I'm listening to a friend...not to mention all the fabulous homemade how-to!

ps. Love this post, I have 3 nieces of my own and know the exact way to their hearts! Sugar, ridiculous-nes, secrets, and more sugar.

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